DDD
]]>For the record, I’m a club sandwich man, packed with as much as possible.
]]>God did not invent the glory that is the sandwich only to have heretics remove the upper layer of bread
]]>I can see you two are having difficulty with this – so look upon this as an intervention to set the record straight
A prawn may be in a sandwich if and ONLY IF (this is going to be the difficult bit for both of you) it is an OPEN sandwich on Irish soda bread – – WITH A PINT OF GUINNESS!
Lobster may be in a sandwich if it’s Maine lobster in a bloody great big loaf of bread and you are eating it in PJ Clarkes on 3rd Avenue NYC – WITH A PINT OF GUINNESS!
Glad to put that to rest
DDD
]]>Crab is acceptable in pubs located no more than 100m from the sea.
]]>We only need to locate Brighty now and it’ll be like the good ol’days
Ps – Prawn is the king of sandwiches. Discuss
]]>As for your first question – They don’t call me Humble Ding Dong Denny for nothing – IRELAND and LEINSTER of course.
Your humble friend
DDD
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